the only bitches from the early 2000s that are still relevant and on top of their game.
this commercial was a sign
This was DiCaprio’s first major role, and everyone was shocked at the red carpet to discover that he was just acting as a child with a mental illness, that he didn’t actually have one. Which begs the question, WHERE THE FUCK IS HIS OSCAR.
what movie is this
[cries internally for baby dicaprio]
college in a nutshell
If one more person asks if I’ve “ever tried dandruff shampoo” I’m going to scream.
That’s like asking a blind person if they’ve ever tried glasses.